don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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