I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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