so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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