dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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