Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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