I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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