He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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