I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Randomize
