oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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