I wanna bring you to show and tell
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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