I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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