He is an equal opportunity slut.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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