did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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