she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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