he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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