That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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