Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I just found puke in my bra..
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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