I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He felt like a one man threesome
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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