would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
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gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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