yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
false alarm, still single
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