Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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