So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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