I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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