I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
