hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I want a musical about memes.
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