Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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