It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Randomize
