We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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