I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
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I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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