I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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