i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
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I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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