carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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