sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Quick, to the slutcave!
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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