She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
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You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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