Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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