pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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