Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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