i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
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