I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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