If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
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