Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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