she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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