And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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