My friends, they love my intelligence
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
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you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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