I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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