this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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