I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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