like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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