Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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