All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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