My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Randomize
