Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
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Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize