That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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