if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Randomize
