So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
last night I used snow as a chaser
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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